PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 

SCSI
System Can't See It 

DOS
Defective Operating System 

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control 

IBM
I Blame Microsoft 

DEC
Do Expect Cuts 

CD-ROM
Consumer Device--Rendered Obsolete in Months 

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too. 

WWW
World Wide Wait 

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs 

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of 
Mathematics 

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction 

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses 

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out 

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Them